Funny Things Kellyn Has Said

A friend of a friend of mine has started a blog just about the hilarious things her son says on a daily basis. I sooooooooooooooooooo wish I had recorded all the silly things Kellyn has said over the years. Better late than never so her are a few that stand out.

When Kellyn was 21 months old she took her diaper off in her crib and wiped it all over the wall, the light switch, the crib, herself...instead of napping like I thought she was. So I cleaned her up and headed straight to Target for a t.v. monitor so I could watch her during nap night for then on. While she was sitting in the shopping cart she yelled out her 1st complete sentence ever, "It is a bad choice to touch poop!"

2 1/2 years old - When people asked her what she was going to name her baby brother she said, "Pink and Purple Dixon." And she would tell people that we were having a brown baby.

2 1/2 years old - After I had told her no about something she told me, "I am going to throw you to danger!!"

3 years old
- She refered to her baby brother as Baby Jesus from January until March 2010. "Does baby Jesus need a bath? Baby Jesus has a stinky diaper. Baby Jesus is in my way. Baby Jesus is hungry...."

- I was reading over the grocery list when Max said, "Are you getting more macaroni and cheese?" "Yes, we are out of macaroni, thanks." Kellyn said, "Everybody panic!! We don't have any macaroni and cheese!!"

- She was 3 1/2 years old and her brother was only about 7 months old - I walked into her room and saw all of her dress up clothes and jewelry on the floor. I said, "Who made this mess?" She said, "Daddy and Rhett." "You mean to tell me that Daddy and Rhett came in your room and got out all of these dresses and necklaces?" "Yes, I guess they like to dress up some times."

4 years old
- Kellyn why is your room so messy? "So I can find things." What do you mean, I can't even see the floor. I can't find anything when it looks like this. "I don't want to find the floor. If I put everything away then I can't see everything then I won't find it."

- She puts 'lish on the end of words. Pupleish, greylish, lightlish blue, bluelish, pinklish.

- I overheard her telling her baby brother, "I prayed to God that Mommy will not die and Daddy will not die and I will not die and Miss Lily will not die and you will not die so I can be your big sister forever and we will all live because I love you." (kissed him)

- "Daddy I am going to ask you a silly question." "OK, what?" "Why do boys have penises?" "Because God gave them a penis." "Oh...Rhett's is so tiny."

- Kellyn asked, "Who is Lady Gaga?" Me: "This is Lady Gaga singing this song." Kellyn whispers to Rhettt, "Rhett this is Lady Gaga singing. Say gaga." long pause. Kellyn yelled, "Moma, she sounds crazy!!!" Rhett yelled, "Gaga!!!"

-"I can't go to sleep because I get frustrated and dissapointed when I hear people talking and staying awake when I am in my room."